• BLOODSUCKING BACKPACK MADE FOR SKATEBOARDERS AND OTHER LOYAL PAWNS.
• CAN FIT AN ABOVE AVERAGE QUANTITY OF YOUR BELONGINGS IN THIS BAG. 
• DURABLE.
• ITS NOT A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, BUT IT'LL DO.
• STYLE POINTS AT SCHOOL.
• STYLE POINTS AT SKATEPARK.
• STYLE POINTS AT WORK.